Fashion Twat Daily

Danielle Dax

2009-12-26T11:47:00.000-08:00

SUPERB TRIABAL STRONG MORE MORE! THANKS TO RICHARD FOR ENLIGHTENING ME TO THIS

Turbans Turbans turbans!!!!!!

2009-10-01T15:05:00.000-07:00

more more more tuuurrrrrbbbaaannn

OOhh! i found loads of ace turbans! getting exited now, Im going to build up my turban with furs and pearls!

My hair is in shit mode at the moment! I cant be arsed! this seemed like the best option.

I gor my first turban oft ebay, but it looked more like a swimcap or leukemia victim, So I stuffed it! lots of toilet roll. my face is looonnng so i stuffed toilet round the front sides too. I have to say it works! you get used to hot ear. They should be tucked in otherwise its comical. So Im trying the off duty jewish look. Keep the eyebrows long ond thin minimal eyes and rosey cheeks! happy turbing!

moi

Shit for Sale

2009-09-15T06:38:00.000-07:00

shit for sale click ont link. its my shit and its good shit. Osprey London Bag , Westwood and Pringle all on offer from 99p!

fashion twats hit the toon!

2009-09-14T11:03:00.000-07:00

wasp in mouth, breast cancer t topshop, ol fendi waffle bag

Me and Princess Caroline creaming the free cocktails. What other reason would you bother with Pitcher and Piano? Make mine a mojito The little old ladies came into my workplace telling me how they used to wear their hair like this back in the good old war times! the lovely old lass told me she might start wearing scarves again to cover up the baldness! cute!

start customising

2009-09-13T17:51:00.000-07:00

So I finally got my overlocker out. I had some other stuff to do, Of course I procrastinated by doing this. I believe that procrastination be the highest form of creavtivity. Made a goddess top with swarovski crystals, which took 2 days to glue on! Ill show you pic of it on at some point. the jersey drapes real well.my baby deer Raphael with massive pom pom, Im yet to decide what to do with this one, It was a reject cos of its sheer size. Maybe a singular pom pom headband?

My good friend Christine. Shared a secret with me. She told me of this Haberdashery next to Strangeways (Big prison) where all good things lay. I was in there for 2 hours! everything was covered in dust. I went to pay and was given a hand-wipe! big crazy jewish man told me everything is end of line and he hasn't put the prices up in ten years. A real jewel of a trove esp. when your partial to feathers and fringe trim. So I got to work on my converse with some dirty little cube press studs.
customized silk scarf, fringe is good, but a REAL bastard to wear gets caught in everything!

Pom pom headband I made for my folklore birthday, doubles up as good stage piece

I painted my face

2009-09-13T17:42:00.000-07:00

I was bored. So I got some old mac out and started smudging in my pajamas. I Face paint freelance, as well as ott makeovers for bored housewives.

RCA @ the V and A

2009-09-08T08:42:00.000-07:00

liked this parachute dress. Looks better in real life. made up of 250 panels. I think thats a lot seeing as im wearing a top with 2 panels.
Bauhaus boot

This bag was unbelievable. Couldn't get good shot with it being dark and behind glass and black, a real stealth bomber of a bag. Can see McQueen developing good shit like this with his bags. Take heeed!
Stealth bag. made from a mould.
always preferred pearls to diamonds, exquisite! I would have brought them further down the neckline though, and gone for less obvious color like black pearl mmmmmmm! I like the way they look like caviar or underwater fungal! Pearl i guess is the caviar of the jewel world!

I know its awful but these pants are a bit cyberdog! I still like em though!
Wedding dress!

The detail in above jacket is crazy! how much work has gone into this!

Man gotta have a good brogue!
tap tap ing in these beauties! they look like farytale old cobbler shoes,with a story behind them. Just need to find a prince Fred Astaire to wear them
Monolyth luggage, Yes!

This was one of my favorite pieces. its a big hairy monster cape with a cute little collar. Winter you are welcome

I then came across the Royal College of art 09 Graduates wonderful pieces. Lots of architectural pieces. CLick on link to take you to the names of each designer

Hermes would charge a mint for this!

Typical of the V and A to not consider presentation. All stuck in glass boxes and poorly lit. They should have left it up to the designers to present their work. THis is such a tired and mothball format.
None the Less I love this trench style dress
Went to the telling tales exhib. at the V and A. GO see it. very magical, especially the dark taxidermy room of Dante! I wont show you pics of that. Dont want to spoil it.

Cent Magazine, new issue out soon!

2009-09-06T04:37:00.000-07:00

Exitement,as new Cent mag is out soon, Titled Contradictions

Sharp Dresser! You aint gonna catch me in no polyester skirt suit!

2009-09-06T03:58:00.000-07:00

Harlequin dress vintage, Melissa shoes, tres comfortableStep into my office! vintage stuff.
Givenchy Jacket, Weswood dress, horse riding boots, very bored here.
My favorite! Inside out Fur Jacket, and money bag hat with elastic band chinstrap, an out fit fashioned for the torential downpour of Manchester. Face Optional
Betty Jackson stud belt, jumping suit, same old Westwood shoes, BCBGMAXAZRIA jacket,

Topshop bling, carvella brogues
Stella red nose top. tried to cover in crystals but they fell off
home made scarf, I think Im meant to say stylists own HA! McQ jacket Caterpillar Boots from my first ever swap shop, celine Sunnies, Fendi bag, Gold Cuff Urban Outfitters, Topshop dress
THat bloody scarf again!
Farhi shirt with D and G Jacket, oily hair

scenes from the Office Box!

2009-09-02T07:44:00.001-07:00

ok So heres more of me in colorful outfits to combat the greyness. Weve got sonia stripes, Bcgbgshj maxzara or what ever its called, and my fave floral juspsuit! seethrough killer!

Fashion twat daily continues!

2009-09-01T12:31:00.000-07:00

So I took it upon myself to take photos of kids in loafers and studs. They often wonder what its for? this is where you can get real creative with your answers. The more outrageous the better! I photograph tramps for vogue was my fave!

The girls in stud and black wanted to know if I could introduce them to the Horrors, as I was standing outside the dressing room with them. I tried to explain that they were far too stylish to be The horrors groupies and should spend more time doing productive things like backcombing their hair and getting into fights with emos.

they wanted to shag the skinny white boys, who am I to stand in their way!

The stripey guy was adamant that I had to tell everyone the name of his hairdresser. I think hairdresser was called fashionhair twat number 2.5

Just a bit o fun!

Fashion twat daily

2009-09-01T10:59:00.000-07:00

So Heres some friends and me in various outfits.

Paul found these ace Sunnies in a charity shop for 25p!

Ive since sat and broken them, but Manchester has zero sun anyhow.

Arm tattoo I did for Fever Ray gig.

Lovely Elaine with my Gay ferret on her head! hes sporting a Diamante necklace. I found him in a a bin!

Coincidental converse.

Great shop of junk just opened down the road.

There are some beauties at the cent magazine party and a man in uniform, he was in charge of the gin Hendiks variety. He professed to love his job!

girls with pert bottoms out were the djs at Cent magazine party.

find cent here

Sharp Dresser!

2009-08-30T12:41:00.000-07:00

Some Shmut got published in Grazia through her boyfriends idea of photographing her in dady's new outfits for his spesh girl. Needless to say she had more money than style.

But its forced me into dressing even more like a twat/extravagant/ flamboyant (please tick) for a less than average day in the office. My friend accomplice and supervisor has named it Sharp Dresser. Sharp being my surname.

Heres one taster outfit.

Customised silk scarf, McQueen at Givenchy Vintage Jacket, Silk pencil skirt Reiss, CK tights, Melissa/Westwood shoes. Most of this stuff is secondhand, thirtdhand or homemade. I never pay premium my dear!

Fever Ray

2009-08-30T12:11:00.000-07:00

The Most inspiring gig Ive been to. Perhaps ever. Voodoo, spiritual, dark, digital, ribcage rattling, music

ADAM GREENS BLOG IS MINT

2009-07-24T09:17:00.000-07:00

Click me! to take you to Adam Greens blog. Rather funny and stupid. Which is a winning combination in these times of grey

Peroxide Clown

2009-07-24T09:13:00.000-07:00

Pramulator pushing, gregs pie pot belly eating, population of our Proud lands of promise. Herding, piling into Primark. Bags of pennies spent on polyester poop, in the vain promise of Saturday night parlors of the north.
Slut skirted, ugg booted protruding muffin tops, shouting, swearing on top of their pipe filled lungs. Gis a Fag gis a shag.
Penis groping, lambert smoking pubescent parents deep in pityless piles of angst. Paraffin lighting, pour me another alcho-popping, make mine a triple. Watch me slide, slopping, bopping to overproduced pop Po Po Po poker-faced, mega riding. Im skint Im poor, but give me more. For tomorrow Im back in Primarks bowls Piles and piles of reproduced styles, snaking queues, im going to loose my last dole packet on these pearly, girly sequin skirty, quick release to reveal the pussy deal. Put you package inside me ride me quickly, for my vomit sickly stomach wont last the night.
Consuming faster faster, heading for disaster on the M1. it dont matter Im getting my kicks at Primark wearing posh spice at half the price and half that price. Until next weekend, when it starts again. Groundhog day, fill up the hash tray. Got a fiver left for family supper preservatives, superlatives and a pig mac to go from the golden arches. Re re re contstituted meats for eats.
Stop this insane pilfering, Im wilting away taking it from behind, day by day. Fuck your climate change. i wont be here tomorrow, put the protest in you public school pipe and smoke it harder for me. For Im the joker in your poker faced bacardi laced, wasted youth.
Straighten and striped down to the bare bones of a peroxide clown. Your going down for petty crimes to humanity. So while the sun keeps shining from behind the tills, make mine a large.
Demolished and discharging.
Please put me down down, Gok made me over, got me shafted, methane wafted over the face.
Get me the fuck out of this place!

Boudicca Cake

2009-07-08T05:28:00.001-07:00

Lovely one off cakes at Boudicca Atelier

These photos were taken by Todd Hart, have a look at his blog at http://dalstonoxfamshop.blogspot.com

Face painting

2009-07-08T05:07:00.000-07:00

Some new faces I did a few weeks ago

Manchester Procession

2009-07-08T04:56:00.000-07:00

VOTE FOR ME PLEASE!

2009-05-27T12:13:00.000-07:00

Vote For The Lone Taxidermist To Open At Green Man Festival 2009!!!

Some great ILLUSTRATORS inspiring and funny

2009-05-05T14:42:00.000-07:00

Lucas amazing Yellow showpiece

2009-04-26T05:07:00.000-07:00

Check out his work here

Cent Magazine Launch party The spaces inbetween

2009-04-26T04:46:00.000-07:00

My Beautiful County, Loweswater Cumbria.

2009-04-25T11:09:00.001-07:00

The Day Cello left Mancester

2009-04-25T11:06:00.000-07:00

yet another amazing band, Indian Jewelry

2009-04-22T04:54:00.000-07:00

My friend Sam is a reet good photographer

2009-04-21T09:54:00.000-07:00

http://samscam.co.uk/

my hunt for amazing bands on myspace as follows

2009-04-21T09:47:00.000-07:00

http://www.myspace.com/hannahmariah
http://www.myspace.com/thedevilmakesthree
www.myspace.com/seaming
www.myspace.com/devotchkamusic
http://www.myspace.com/tobydammit
http://www.myspace.com/dandiwind
http://www.myspace.com/thelisps
http://www.myspace.com/yipyip
http://www.myspace.com/theshortwaveset
http://www.myspace.com/trostcity
http://www.myspace.com/jilltracymusic
http://www.myspace.com/northsearadioorchestra
http://www.myspace.com/sonlux
http://www.myspace.com/2brokenhearts
http://www.myspace.com/seawolf
http://www.myspace.com/thebobbymcgees
http://www.myspace.com/jpbuckle
http://www.myspace.com/CLOUSTONINTERZONE
www.myspace.com/grailsongs
www.myspace.com/kythibong
wwww.myspace.com/belonequarte
www.myspace.com/thefrenchcowboy
www.myspace.com/gregaldur
www.myspace.com/mybrightestdiamond
www.myspace.com/maryvelo
http://www.myspace.com/imonsteruk
www.myspace.com/maupa
www.myspace.com/bluedemon13
www.myspace.com/mythicalbeast
www.myspace.com/addntoxxx
www.myspace.com/sardonicorchestra
www.myspace.com/rosekemp
http://www.myspace.com/planningtorock
www.myspace.com/feverray
http://www.myspace.com/blackreplica
http://www.myspace.com/jacksonand
www.myspace.com/goldmedalrecordings
http://www.myspace.com/goliathzbop
www.myspace.com/icydemons
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/RAGGEDTROUSEREDPHILANTHROPISTS
www.myspace.com/applemaxwell
www.myspace.com/hecubahecuba
www.myspace.com/hazmhasm
www.myspace.com/luckydragons
ww.myspace.com/rainbowarabia
www.myspace.com/piterpat
www.myspace.com/glasssser
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/WEARETHEWORLDTHECULT
www.myspace.com/vukmusic
www.myspace.com/randytwigg

My behind the beauty photo shoot I did Post Ranking Wanking a few years ago

2009-04-21T09:44:00.000-07:00

oh dear I need blog help!

2009-04-21T09:40:00.000-07:00

can any one help me? my picture blogs are over cropped, how do I get a full picture to show in my posts?

2009-04-21T05:17:00.000-07:00

2009-04-21T05:16:00.000-07:00

2009-04-21T04:47:00.000-07:00

OOOppplaah, shalom and hello! not just another blog, this will be filled with stuff to inspire, stuff to create, stuff to stuff, the inner workings of Natalie Sharp, dirty little secrets. drawings, stuff for sale and help needed and offered.

Hey ho lets go!